Vintage Star Trek Enterprise Talking Alarm Clock!
From 1993, Paramount Pictures created this as a promotional item. Now, it can be yours! It works! Watch video. For a much more amusing description, visit the official eBay listing here!
I'm doing kind of a "Marie Kondo" on my life and I have a lot of really weird, older tech tucked away serving no purpose. That's why I've decided to just put it up on eBay. If you like it, bid on it! I promise honest and possibly fun descriptions!